body (odour).
You do not have to be good looking to get girls, but you do have to be looking good. The number one turn off for women is not lack of confidence or neediness (although they are right up there) it is bad hygiene. So here we will go through you, your wardrobe and your home. Remember the boy scout motto and be prepared. I am not saying you need to go buy a pimp suit or throw out your star fleet uniform, after all we are looking for girls who like geeks so you may as well advertise. this is here to make sure you have covered the basics. You do not want to go up to a girl all cool, calm and confident with a giant ketchup stain on your shirt or stinking of sweat so here is your step by step guide to what you do before leaving the house.
We will start with the you under the clothes. Remember to brush your teeth and gargle some mouthwash. You do not want to be talking with food stuck in your teeth and if you want to kiss girls then bad breath is a definite no no. you also want a bath or a shower. Do not just wash the bits that show because with any luck you will be showing everything later and if she is kind enough to offer a b.j. Then you should be kind enough not to have stinky nuts and remember if you still have your foreskin to wash under there as well because giving her a mouth full of smegma is not nice at all. Don’t forget to clean under your nails and clip them as dirty nails are also unattractive. next we need to find your scent. I could just recommend some aftershaves but different body chemistry's make aftershaves smell different on them. So find a girl to go shopping with, if you are reading this then you may not have any girlfriends yet but even a girl who put you in the friend zone loves shopping or failing that a female relative, a co worker or if worst comes to worst get help from a female member of staff. Then find some scents in your price range and ask them which ones smell good on you. Once you find a good fragrance see if there is a matching range of body wash and deodorant as you don’t want smells fighting with each other.
Next comes hair, you may like to go to the barbers for a cheep hair cut but just once save up and splurge on a proper hair stylist and get them to give you a haircut that suits your face. Remember to ask questions about what they are doing and on how to maintain and style it then you can just ask for that haircut at your barbers from now on. As for body hair, beards goatees and moustaches depend on if they suit you so get some female opinions on them and then decide. You could grow a beard, get opinions or take a picture. Then shave it down to a goatee repeat step above and do the same for a moustache and clean shaven. As for the rest definitely fix any mono brow, get opinions on back or chest hair and the down below is up to you although giant bush or bald as a prepubescent are not good so just get some hair clippers and tidy up down there.
Now it is time to get dressed. As stated in the section intro I have no problem with your super Mario t shirt but please make sure it is a clean fresh one that has all the wrinkles ironed out as you do not want to look like a dirty unmade bed. The same goes for your jeans or trousers also make sure you buy clothes that fit properly, to tight or to baggy makes it look like you are wearing hand me downs and is never flattering for your figure no matter what shape your figure is. A larger man in an even larger t shirt looks a lot worse than if he wore one that fits. Then black socks with shoes and white socks with trainers, making sure that said shoes/trainers are clean and in good repair as everyone knows women are obsessed with shoes. Once you add the belt and jacket into the mix coordinating your outfit could be tricky without help but as a rule try to stick to one or two colours and not look like an explosion in a paint factory.
Accessory’s are not a necessity but do give girls an excuse to talk to you rather than you do all the work. If you wear glasses now that we fixed your hair and decided if you suit a beard or not lets save up and take the girl shopping again to get some nice frames to finish off the look and maybe help to get some good looking clothes for your wardrobe. Hats can be fun but not everyone looks good in a hat and you do have the added bother of people wanting to “borrow” it, I am trying to work on some stuff to turn this to my advantage but in the beginning it is just a pain in the arse. Just go with your batman belt buckle or a star fleet badge with a nice watch and a green lantern ring. On the subject of underwear, make sure they are also clean and fresh but the type is up to you. Just remember that if you are going to ware your spiderman pants then you are going to have to be comfortable in just your spiderman pants if the night goes well.
Now you look good, you smell good and you go out and wow the ladies. One of them agrees to come home with you and you get her to the bedroom where she sees the hell pit you sleep in, makes an excuse about just remembering she has to get up early in the morning and leaves. Remember if the night goes right someone is coming home with you so before you leave the house TIDY UP! Clean, dust, hoover and put every thing away. Washing in the hamper, washing up done and put away and some air freshener or scented candles to get rid of the odour of last nights curry. Clean sheets on your well made bed and your star wars action figures back in there display case along with your d & d books back on there shelf. Now the place is presentable, lets work on seductive. Stock up on wine and food, stock up the cabinet next to the bed with condoms, set up some r & b, jazz or lord of the rings soundtrack on your ipod or you-tube play list and if you have dimmer switches set them so each room is slightly darker than the room before. Next women may want a reason or “excuse” to come back to your place so have some ready like a guitar hero set up, a hookah, your fine selection of DVD’s (what do you mean you have never seen star wars! Your coming back to my place to fix that right now!), some wii bowling or your easel so you can do a life study of her (in which case you may want some titanic soundtrack on your play list). now your bachelor pad is ready and you are ready grab the rubbish bag and put it outside on your way to hit the town.